Author: Various Release Date: September 11, 2004 [EBook #13437]



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crossed a gulf separating tailors who put in linings, and execute

repairs, from those who make new things. He took the cloak out of the

pocket-handkerchief in which he had brought it. The handkerchief was

fresh from the laundress, and he put it in his pocket for use. Taking

out the cloak, he gazed proudly at it, held it up with both hands, and

flung it skilfully over the shoulders of Akaky Akakiyevich. Then he

pulled it and fitted it down behind with his hand, and he draped it

around Akaky Akakiyevich without buttoning it. Akaky Akakiyevich, like

an experienced man, wished to try the sleeves. Petrovich helped him on

with them, and it turned out that the sleeves were satisfactory also.

In short, the cloak appeared to be perfect, and most seasonable.

Petrovich did not neglect to observe that it was only because he lived

in a narrow street, and had no signboard, and had known Akaky

Akakiyevich so long, that he had made it so cheaply; but that if he

had been in business on the Nevsky Prospect, he would have charged

seventy-five rubles for the making alone. Akaky Akakiyevich did not

care to argue this point with Petrovich. He paid him, thanked him, and

set out at once in his new cloak for the department. Petrovich

followed him, and pausing in the street, gazed long at the cloak in

the distance, after which he went to one side expressly to run through

a crooked alley, and emerge again into the street beyond to gaze once

more upon the cloak from another point, namely, directly in front.
Meantime Akaky Akakiyevich went on in holiday mood. He was conscious

every second of the time that he had a new cloak on his shoulders, and

several times he laughed with internal satisfaction. In fact, there

were two advantages, one was its warmth, the other its beauty. He saw

nothing of the road, but suddenly found himself at the department. He

took off his cloak in the ante-room, looked it over carefully, and

confided it to the special care of the attendant. It is impossible to

say precisely how it was that every one in the department knew at once

that Akaky Akakiyevich had a new cloak, and that the "cape" no longer

existed. All rushed at the same moment into the ante-room to inspect

it. They congratulated him, and said pleasant things to him, so that

he began at first to smile, and then to grow ashamed. When all

surrounded him, and said that the new cloak must be "christened," and

that he must at least give them all a party, Akaky Akakiyevich lost

his head completely, and did not know where he stood, what to answer,

or how to get out of it. He stood blushing all over for several

minutes, trying to assure them with great simplicity that it was not a

new cloak, that it was in fact the old "cape."


At length one of the officials, assistant to the head clerk, in order

to show that he was not at all proud, and on good terms with his

inferiors, said:
"So be it, only I will give the party instead of Akaky Akakiyevich; I

invite you all to tea with me to-night. It just happens to be my

name-day too."
The officials naturally at once offered the assistant clerk their

congratulations, and accepted the invitation with pleasure. Akaky

Akakiyevich would have declined; but all declared that it was

discourteous, that it was simply a sin and a shame, and that he could

not possibly refuse. Besides, the notion became pleasant to him when

he recollected that he should thereby have a chance of wearing his new

cloak in the evening also.
That whole day was truly a most triumphant festival for Akaky

Akakiyevich. He returned home in the most happy frame of mind, took

off his cloak, and hung it carefully on the wall, admiring afresh the

cloth and the lining. Then he brought out his old, worn-out cloak, for

comparison. He looked at it, and laughed, so vast was the difference.

And long after dinner he laughed again when the condition of the

"cape" recurred to his mind. He dined cheerfully, and after dinner

wrote nothing, but took his ease for a while on the bed, until it got

dark. Then he dressed himself leisurely, put on his cloak, and stepped

out into the street.


Where the host lived, unfortunately we cannot say. Our memory begins

to fail us badly. The houses and streets in St. Petersburg have become

so mixed up in our head that it is very difficult to get anything out

of it again in proper form. This much is certain, that the official

lived in the best part of the city; and therefore it must have been

anything but near to Akaky Akakiyevich's residence. Akaky Akakiyevich

was first obliged to traverse a kind of wilderness of deserted,

dimly-lighted streets. But in proportion as he approached the

official's quarter of the city, the streets became more lively, more

populous, and more brilliantly illuminated. Pedestrians began to

appear; handsomely dressed ladies were more frequently encountered;

the men had otter skin collars to their coats; shabby sleigh-men with

their wooden, railed sledges stuck over with brass-headed nails,

became rarer; whilst on the other hand, more and more drivers in red

velvet caps, lacquered sledges and bear-skin coats began to appear,

and carriages with rich hammer-cloths flew swiftly through the

streets, their wheels scrunching the snow.
Akaky Akakiyevich gazed upon all this as upon a novel sight. He had

not been in the streets during the evening for years. He halted out of

curiosity before a shop-window, to look at a picture representing a

handsome woman, who had thrown off her shoe, thereby baring her whole

foot in a very pretty way; whilst behind her the head of a man with

whiskers and a handsome moustache peeped through the doorway of

another room. Akaky Akakiyevich shook his head, and laughed, and then

went on his way. Why did he laugh? Either because he had met with a

thing utterly unknown, but for which every one cherishes,

nevertheless, some sort of feeling, or else he thought, like many

officials, "Well, those French! What is to be said? If they do go in

for anything of that sort, why--" But possibly he did not think at

all.
Akaky Akakiyevich at length reached the house in which the head

clerk's assistant lodged. He lived in fine style. The staircase was

lit by a lamp, his apartment being on the second floor. On entering

the vestibule, Akaky Akakiyevich beheld a whole row of goloshes on the

floor. Among them, in the centre of the room, stood a samovar, humming

and emitting clouds of steam. On the walls hung all sorts of coats and

cloaks, among which there were even some with beaver collars, or

velvet facings. Beyond, the buzz of conversation was audible, and

became clear and loud, when the servant came out with a trayful of

empty glasses, cream-jugs and sugar-bowls. It was evident that the

officials had arrived long before, and had already finished their

first glass of tea.


Akaky Akakiyevich, having hung up his own cloak, entered the inner

room. Before him all at once appeared lights, officials, pipes, and

card-tables, and he was bewildered by a sound of rapid conversation

rising from all the tables, and the noise of moving chairs. He halted

very awkwardly in the middle of the room, wondering what he ought to

do. But they had seen him. They received him with a shout, and all

thronged at once into the ante-room, and there took another look at

his cloak. Akaky Akakiyevich, although somewhat confused, was

frank-hearted, and could not refrain from rejoicing when he saw how

they praised his cloak. Then, of course, they all dropped him and his

cloak, and returned, as was proper, to the tables set out for whist.
All this, the noise, the talk, and the throng of people, was rather

overwhelming to Akaky Akakiyevich. He simply did not know where he

stood, or where to put his hands, his feet, and his whole body.

Finally he sat down by the players, looked at the cards, gazed at the

face of one and another, and after a while began to gape, and to feel

that it was wearisome, the more so, as the hour was already long past

when he usually went to bed. He wanted to take leave of the host, but

they would not let him go, saying that he must not fail to drink a

glass of champagne, in honour of his new garment. In the course of an

hour, supper, consisting of vegetable salad, cold veal, pastry,

confectioner's pies, and champagne, was served. They made Akaky

Akakiyevich drink two glasses of champagne, after which he felt things

grow livelier.
Still, he could not forget that it was twelve o'clock, and that he

should have been at home long ago. In order that the host might not

think of some excuse for detaining him, he stole out of the room

quickly, sought out, in the ante-room, his cloak, which, to his

sorrow, he found lying on the floor, brushed it, picked off every

speck upon it, put it on his shoulders, and descended the stairs to

the street.
In the street all was still bright. Some petty shops, those permanent

clubs of servants and all sorts of folks, were open. Others were shut,

but, nevertheless, showed a streak of light the whole length of the

door-crack, indicating that they were not yet free of company, and

that probably some domestics, male and female, were finishing their

stories and conversations, whilst leaving their masters in complete

ignorance as to their whereabouts. Akaky Akakiyevich went on in a

happy frame of mind. He even started to run, without knowing why,

after some lady, who flew past like a flash of lightning. But he

stopped short, and went on very quietly as before, wondering why he

had quickened his pace. Soon there spread before him these deserted

streets which are not cheerful in the daytime, to say no thing of the

evening. Now they were even more dim and lonely. The lanterns began to

grow rarer, oil, evidently, had been less liberally supplied. Then

came wooden houses and fences. Not a soul anywhere; only the snow

sparkled in the streets, and mournfully veiled the low-roofed cabins

with their closed shutters. He approached the spot where the street

crossed a vast square with houses barely visible on its farther side,

a square which seemed a fearful desert.
Afar, a tiny spark glimmered from some watchman's-box, which seemed to

stand on the edge of the world. Akaky Akakiyevich's cheerfulness

diminished at this point in a marked degree. He entered the square,

not without an involuntary sensation of fear, as though his heart

warned him of some evil. He glanced back, and on both sides it was

like a sea about him. "No, it is better not to look," he thought, and

went on, closing his eyes. When he opened them, to see whether he was

near the end of the square, he suddenly beheld, standing just before

his very nose, some bearded individuals of precisely what sort, he

could not make out. All grew dark before his eyes, and his heart

throbbed.
"Of course, the cloak is mine!" said one of them in a loud voice,

seizing hold of his collar. Akaky Akakiyevich was about to shout

"Help!" when the second man thrust a fist, about the size of an

official's head, at his very mouth, muttering, "Just you dare to

scream!"
Akaky Akakiyevich felt them strip off his cloak, and give him a kick.

He fell headlong upon the snow, and felt no more.


In a few minutes he recovered consciousness, and rose to his feet, but

no one was there. He felt that it was cold in the square, and that his

cloak was gone. He began to shout, but his voice did not appear to

reach the outskirts of the square. In despair, but without ceasing to

shout, he started at a run across the square, straight towards the

watch-box, beside which stood the watchman, leaning on his halberd,

and apparently curious to know what kind of a customer was running

towards him shouting. Akaky Akakiyevich ran up to him, and began in a

sobbing voice to shout that he was asleep, and attended to nothing,

and did not see when a man was robbed. The watchman replied that he

had seen two men stop him in the middle of the square, but supposed

that they were friends of his, and that, instead of scolding vainly,

he had better go to the police on the morrow, so that they might make

a search for whoever had stolen the cloak.


Akaky Akakiyevich ran home and arrived in a state of complete

disorder, his hair which grew very thinly upon his temples and the

back of his head all tousled, his body, arms and legs, covered with

snow. The old woman, who was mistress of his lodgings, on hearing a

terrible knocking, sprang hastily from her bed, and, with only one

shoe on, ran to open the door, pressing the sleeve of her chemise to

her bosom out of modesty. But when she had opened it, she fell back on

beholding Akaky Akakiyevich in such a condition. When he told her

about the affair, she clasped her hands, and said that he must go

straight to the district chief of police, for his subordinate would

turn up his nose, promise well, and drop the matter there. The very

best thing to do, therefore, would be to go to the district chief,

whom she knew, because Finnish Anna, her former cook, was now nurse at

his house. She often saw him passing the house, and he was at church

every Sunday, praying, but at the same time gazing cheerfully at

everybody; so that he must be a good man, judging from all

appearances. Having listened to this opinion, Akaky Akakiyevich betook

himself sadly to his room. And how he spent the night there, any one

who can put himself in another's place may readily imagine.
Early in the morning, he presented himself at the district chief's,

but was told the official was asleep. He went again at ten and was

again informed that he was asleep. At eleven, and they said, "The

superintendent is not at home." At dinner time, and the clerks in the

ante-room would not admit him on any terms, and insisted upon knowing

his business. So that at last, for once in his life, Akaky Akakiyevich

felt an inclination to show some spirit, and said curtly that he must

see the chief in person, that they ought not to presume to refuse him

entrance, that he came from the department of justice, and that when

he complained of them, they would see.


The clerks dared make no reply to this, and one of them went to call

the chief, who listened to the strange story of the theft of the coat.

Instead of directing his attention to the principal points of the

matter, he began to question Akaky Akakiyevich. Why was he going home

so late? Was he in the habit of doing so, or had he been to some

disorderly house? So that Akaky Akakiyevich got thoroughly confused,

and left him, without knowing whether the affair of his cloak was in

proper train or not.


All that day, for the first time in his life, he never went near the

department. The next day he made his appearance, very pale, and in his

old cape, which had become even more shabby. The news of the robbery

of the cloak touched many, although there were some officials present

who never lost an opportunity, even such a one as the present, of

ridiculing Akaky Akakiyevich. They decided to make a collection for

him on the spot, but the officials had already spent a great deal in

subscribing for the director's portrait, and for some book, at the

suggestion of the head of that division, who was a friend of the

author; and so the sum was trifling.


One of them, moved by pity, resolved to help Akaky Akakiyevich with

some good advice, at least, and told him that he ought not to go to

the police, for although it might happen that a police-officer,

wishing to win the approval of his superiors, might hunt up the cloak

by some means, still, his cloak would remain in the possession of the

police if he did not offer legal proof that it belonged to him. The

best thing for him, therefore, would be to apply to a certain

prominent personage; since this prominent personage, by entering into

relation with the proper persons, could greatly expedite the matter.
As there was nothing else to be done, Akaky Akakiyevich decided to go

to the prominent personage. What was the exact official position of

the prominent personage, remains unknown to this day. The reader must

know that the prominent personage had but recently become a prominent

personage, having up to that time been only an insignificant person.

Moreover, his present position was not considered prominent in

comparison with others still more so. But there is always a circle of

people to whom what is insignificant in the eyes of others, is

important enough. Moreover, he strove to increase his importance by

sundry devices. For instance, he managed to have the inferior

officials meet him on the staircase when he entered upon his service;

no one was to presume to come directly to him, but the strictest

etiquette must be observed; the collegiate recorder must make a report

to the government secretary, the government secretary to the titular

councillor, or whatever other man was proper, and all business must

come before him in this manner. In Holy Russia, all is thus

contaminated with the love of imitation; every man imitates and copies

his superior. They even say that a certain titular councillor, when

promoted to the head of some small separate office, immediately

partitioned off a private room for himself, called it the audience

chamber, and posted at the door a lackey with red collar and braid,

who grasped the handle of the door, and opened to all comers, though

the audience chamber would hardly hold an ordinary writing table.
The manners and customs of the prominent personage were grand and

imposing, but rather exaggerated. The main foundation of his system

was strictness. "Strictness, strictness, and always strictness!" he

generally said; and at the last word he looked significantly into the

face of the person to whom he spoke. But there was no necessity for

this, for the halfscore of subordinates, who formed the entire force

of the office, were properly afraid. On catching sight of him afar

off, they left their work, and waited, drawn up in line, until he had

passed through the room. His ordinary converse with his inferiors

smacked of sternness, and consisted chiefly of three phrases: "How

dare you?" "Do you know whom you are speaking to?" "Do you realise who

is standing before you?"


Otherwise he was a very kind-hearted man, good to his comrades, and

ready to oblige. But the rank of general threw him completely off his

balance. On receiving any one of that rank, he became confused, lost

his way, as it were, and never knew what to do. If he chanced to be

amongst his equals, he was still a very nice kind of man, a very good

fellow in many respects, and not stupid, but the very moment that he

found himself in the society of people but one rank lower than

himself, he became silent. And his situation aroused sympathy, the

more so, as he felt himself that he might have been making an

incomparably better use of his time. In his eyes, there was sometimes

visible a desire to join some interesting conversation or group, but

he was kept back by the thought, "Would it not be a very great

condescension on his part? Would it not be familiar? And would he not

thereby lose his importance?" And in consequence of such reflections,

he always remained in the same dumb state, uttering from time to time

a few monosyllabic sounds, and thereby earning the name of the most

wearisome of men.
To this prominent personage Akaky Akakiyevich presented himself, and

this at the most unfavourable time for himself, though opportune for

the prominent personage. The prominent personage was in his cabinet,

conversing very gaily with an old acquaintance and companion of his

childhood, whom he had not seen for several years, and who had just

arrived, when it was announced to him that a person named Bashmachkin

had come. He asked abruptly, "Who is he?"--"Some official," he was

informed. "Ah, he can wait! This is no time for him to call," said the

important man.
It must be remarked here that the important man lied outrageously. He

had said all he had to say to his friend long before, and the

conversation had been interspersed for some time with very long

pauses, during which they merely slapped each other on the leg, and

said, "You think so, Ivan Abramovich!" "Just so, Stepan Varlamovich!"

Nevertheless, he ordered that the official should be kept waiting, in

order to show his friend, a man who had not been in the service for a

long time, but had lived at home in the country, how long officials

had to wait in his ante-room.
At length, having talked himself completely out, and more than that,

having had his fill of pauses, and smoked a cigar in a very

comfortable arm-chair with reclining back, he suddenly seemed to

recollect, and said to the secretary, who stood by the door with

papers of reports, "So it seems that there is an official waiting to

see me. Tell him that he may come in." On perceiving Akaky

Akakiyevich's modest mien and his worn uniform, he turned abruptly to

him, and said, "What do you want?" in a curt hard voice, which he had

practised in his room in private, and before the looking-glass, for a

whole week before being raised to his present rank.


Akaky Akakiyevich, who was already imbued with a due amount of fear,

became somewhat confused, and as well as his tongue would permit,

explained, with a rather more frequent addition than usual of the word

"that" that his cloak was quite new, and had been stolen in the most

inhuman manner; that he had applied to him, in order that he might, in

some way, by his intermediation--that he might enter into

correspondence with the chief of police, and find the cloak.
For some inexplicable reason, this conduct seemed familiar to the

prominent personage.


"What, my dear sir!" he said abruptly, "are you not acquainted with

etiquette? To whom have you come? Don't you know how such matters are

managed? You should first have presented a petition to the office. It

would have gone to the head of the department, then to the chief of

the division, then it would have been handed over to the secretary,

and the secretary would have given it to me."


"But, your excellency," said Akaky Akakiyevich, trying to collect his

small handful of wits, and conscious at the same time that he was


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