(performed by George Taylor, Oregon SC)
Pacific Ocean waters warming up again this year.
Best be ready for El Niño
This winter will be hell because
The weather will be weird
And if you own a house upon the beach at Malibu
You should be scared.
It’s because of El Niño
This winter in New York it will be 70 degrees
Because of El Niño
It will be as cold in Florida as it will be in Maine
And every day the forecast in Los Angeles
Is mudslides mixed with rain.
The weather bites --- El Niño
And if you haven’t had a drop of rain
Then you can blame El Niño
Well, the Weather Channel’s so confused
It’s such a mess.