any sense of po lit i cal am
bi gu ities we joy -
ously ex claimed Hal le lu jah and Allah Akbar
in the same breath. The mo men tary cel e -
bra tion far ex ceeded Can ada’s gold medal
win ning goal in the ice hockey final against
the United States dur ing the Van cou ver
Olym pics. In di vid u ally and col lec tively we
felt at least as good as I would imag ine a
Ger man hausfrau feel ing when find ing a
shirtless David Hasselhoff on her front
porch.
Per haps a tiny piece of con science in -
side of me won dered whether our joy
about this fam ily re uni fi ca tion was a lit tle
over the top, given the real life mir a cles of
fam ily re uni fi ca tion across the Berlin Wall
in years gone by or even across the Ko -
rean di vide today. But eu phoric mo ments
don’t lend them selves to main tain ing per -
spec tive, and we al lowed our selves to be
over come with this emo tional sum mitry.
Of course, what goes up must surely
come back down, and this is true of emo -
tional eu pho ria as well. The sec ond I
opened my car door, Pacco was gone.
And then we re mem bered: this cat does -
n’t re ally like us all that much, and in spite
of some move ment to ward get ting along
just be fore the great es cape a few weeks
ago, Pacco had at best tol er ated our pres -
ence in the house. Given this, get ting
Pacco back into the house was going to
pres ent a whole new set of chal lenges.
This bat tle was far from over.
We met twice a day as the fam ily war
coun cil: the mem ber ship in cluded prin ci -
pally my seven-year-old daugh ter and my
ten-year-old son as well as my self. We did
re port back to the re main der of the fam -
ily, but since we en coun tered mostly
skep ti cism, we wa tered those re ports
down in terms of chal lenges and in stead
pro vided un abash edly pos i tive, al though
not en tirely true, ac counts of our bat tle
prog ress. The eth ics for this pro cess
were nightly mod eled by the Fox News -
cast cov er ing other, ap par ently highly
suc cess ful, war op er a tions in dis tant
places. At any rate, as a war coun cil we
pre oc cu pied our selves with this ques tion:
how could we get Pacco into the safety of
our home given his clear de sire to avoid
us at all costs? How could we catch him
for his own good, so that we could mould
him into the cat he ought to be? Per haps
most im por tantly, how could we get to a
point where we could re-live the feel ing of
hav ing ‘won’ some thing?
We started with a gen tle strat egy.
Every morn ing, we put out a fully loaded
dish with cat food. And every morn ing
Pacco would come on the porch and eat
the cat food. But when ever we tried to
open the door to the house ever so gently
so as to not scare him, he would take off
in flash. This cat was as alert as any starv -
ing, freez ing and res o lutely non-com pli ant
cat could be. We did feel good about
Pacco fi nally get ting some food, but in no
way did this get us any closer to get ting
him back into the house. We needed to
up the ante. Thank fully, a close friend of -
fered a so lu tion; he brought us a huge live
trap. This is a cage with a trap door that
closes when the un sus pect ing an i mal has
en tered the cage in order to get to some
food stra te gi cally placed at the back. This
seemed like a bril liant idea; as it turned
out, it did have a minor flaw, which we
dis cov ered after hav ing trapped three Rac -
coons, one skunk, a whole fam ily of
squir rels and the cat that be longs to the
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neigh bor from down the
street. The lat ter was not
amused, even though his damn
cat got a nice meal out of the
deal.
As time went by, our en thu -
si asm for get ting Pacco into the
house was re placed with a cre -
ative re-fram ing of being cat
own ers which es sen tially le git i -
mized our with drawal from the
bat tle we now re al ized we
could not pos si bly win; amaz -
ingly, Fox News re ported
some thing very sim i lar about
an other with drawal from bat tle
some where else. As a fam ily, we came to
the con clu sion that Pacco was an out door
cat, and we would con tinue to re cord our
sight ings of him as well as feed him every
morn ing, but we would cease our at -
tempts to catch him. And so it came to be
that our fam ily life slowly re turned to nor -
mal, with ev ery one going about their
busi ness and Pacco liv ing out side where it
was still cold, but at least he was now well
fed each and every day.
As win ter gave way to spring, a new
prob lem emerged. Spring in Muskoka is
typ i cally a very wet af fair, with all that
snow melt ing and fre quent rains. It was
my daugh ter who pointed out that Pacco
must be very un com fort able in these wet
con di tions out side. Thank fully, my ten-
year-old son and his friend quickly went to
work in order to ad dress this issue. The
re sult was Pacco’s House, built en tirely by
two ten-year-olds and fea tur ing not only a
wa ter proof roof but also in su la tion
through out. Sure enough, Pacco moved
right into his new home and seemed enor -
mously comfortable there.
An other thing hap pens when spring
comes to Muskoka. Other an i mals wake
up from their win ter sleeps, or begin to
re turn to the town from their for est hide -
outs. Rac coons, Skunks, Por cu pines,
Foxes, Fish ers, Coy otes, Wolves and even
Bears are rel a tively com mon sights in
smaller towns in this area, and cats and
smaller dogs make for great meals for
these hun gry pred a tors. It was n’t be fore
long that we re al ized that Pacco was no
lon ger get ting his food; other an i mals
were eat ing what ever we were putt ing
out for him, and Pacco was rel e gated to
watch ing from a safe dis tance. The dan -
gers of ev ery day life were not enough,
how ever, to con vince Pacco to come to
us, to move back into the house. Trust, or
its ab sence, is far more pow er ful as a
motivator than fear and acute danger.
Think ing quickly and cre atively, I re con -
vened the fam ily war coun cil, this time
switch ing the chan nel from the Fox ap -
proach to the much more Ca na dian
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