and they seemed to know he hadn’t received his first letter. Surely that meant they’d try again?
And this time he’d make sure they didn’t fail. He had a plan.
The repaired alarm clock rang at six o’clock the next morning. Harry turned it off quickly and
dressed silently. He mustn’t wake the Dursleys. He stole downstairs without turning on any of
the lights.
He was going to wait for the postman on the corner of Privet Drive and get the letters for number
four first. His heart hammered as he crept across the dark hall toward the front door —
“AAAAARRRGH!”
Harry
leapt into the air; he’d trodden on something big and squashy on the doormat —
something
alive
!
Lights clicked on upstairs and to his horror Harry realized that the big, squashy something had
been his uncle’s face. Uncle Vernon had been lying at the foot of the front door in a sleeping
bag, clearly making sure that Harry didn’t do exactly what he’d been trying to do. He shouted at
Harry for about half an hour and then told him to go and make a cup of tea. Harry shuffled
miserably off into the kitchen and by the time he got back, the mail had arrived, right into Uncle
Vernon’s lap. Harry could see three letters addressed in green ink.
“I want —” he began, but Uncle Vernon was tearing the letters into pieces before his eyes.
Uncle Vernon didn’t go to work that day. He stayed at home and nailed up the mail slot.
“See,” he explained to Aunt Petunia through a mouthful of nails, “if they can’t
deliver
them
they’ll just give up.”
“I’m not sure that’ll work, Vernon.”
“Oh, these people’s
minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they’re not like you and me,” said
Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with the piece of fruitcake Aunt Petunia had just brought
him.
On Friday, no less than twelve letters arrived for Harry. As they couldn’t go through the mail slot
they had been pushed under the door, slotted through the sides, and a few even forced through
the small window in the downstairs bathroom.
Uncle Vernon stayed at home again. After burning all the letters, he got out a hammer and nails
and boarded up the cracks around the front and back doors so no one could go out. He hummed
“Tiptoe Through the Tulips”
as he worked, and jumped at small noises.
On Saturday, things began to get out of hand. Twenty-four letters to Harry found their way into
the house, rolled up and hidden inside each of the two dozen eggs that their very confused
milkman had handed Aunt Petunia through the living room window. While Uncle Vernon made
furious telephone calls to the post office and the dairy trying to find someone to complain to,
Aunt Petunia shredded the letters in her food processor.
“Who on earth wants to talk to
you
this badly?” Dudley asked Harry in amazement.
On Sunday morning, Uncle Vernon sat down at the breakfast table looking tired and rather ill,
but happy.
“No post on Sundays,” he reminded them cheerfully as he spread
marmalade on his newspapers,
“no damn letters today —”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the
back of the head. Next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like
bullets. The Dursleys ducked, but Harry leapt into the air trying to catch one —
“Out! OUT!”
Uncle Vernon seized Harry around the waist and threw him into the hall. When Aunt Petunia and
Dudley had run out with their arms over their faces, Uncle Vernon slammed the door shut. They
could hear the letters still streaming into the room, bouncing off the walls and floor.
“That does it,” said Uncle Vernon, trying to speak calmly but pulling great tufts out of his
mustache at the same time. “I want you all back here in five minutes ready to leave. We’re going
away. Just pack some clothes. No arguments!”
He looked so dangerous with half his mustache missing that no one dared argue.
Ten minutes
later they had wrenched their way through the boarded-up doors and were in the car, speeding
toward the highway. Dudley was sniffling in the back seat; his father had hit him round the head
for holding them up while he tried to pack his television, VCR, and computer in his sports bag.
They drove. And they drove. Even Aunt Petunia didn’t dare ask where they were going. Every
now and then Uncle Vernon would take a sharp turn and drive in the opposite direction for a
while.
“Shake ’em off… shake ’em off,” he would mutter whenever he did this.
They didn’t stop to eat or drink all day. By nightfall Dudley was howling. He’d never had such a
bad day in his life. He was hungry, he’d missed five television programs he’d
wanted to see, and
he’d never gone so long without blowing up an alien on his computer.
Uncle Vernon stopped at last outside a gloomy-looking hotel on the outskirts of a big city.
Dudley and Harry shared a room with twin beds and damp, musty sheets. Dudley snored but
Harry stayed awake, sitting on the windowsill, staring down at the lights of passing cars and
wondering…
They ate stale cornflakes and cold tinned tomatoes on toast for breakfast the next day. They had
just finished when the owner of the hotel came over to their table.
“’Scuse me, but is one of you Mr. H. Potter? Only I got about an ’undred of these at the front
desk.”
She held up a letter so they could read the green ink address:
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