of
evil acts, not terrified with the fables of ghosts, nor frightened with spirits and goblins. They are
not distracted with the fear of evils to come nor the hopes of future good. In short, they are not
disturbed with those thousand of cares to which this life is subject. They are neither modest, nor
fearful, nor ambitious, nor envious, nor love they any man. And lastly, if they should come nearer
even to the very ignorance of brutes, they could not sin, for so hold the divines. And now tell me,
you wise fool, with how many troublesome cares your mind is continually perplexed; heap together
all the discommodities of your life, and then you’ll be sensible from how many evils I have delivered
my fools. Add to this that they are not only merry, play, sing, and laugh themselves, but make mirth
wherever they come, a special privilege it seems the gods have given them to refresh the pensiveness
of life. Whence it is that whereas the world is so differently affected one towards another, that all
men indifferently admit them as their companions, desire, feed, cherish, embrace them, take their
parts upon all occasions, and permit them without offense to do or say what they like. And so little
does everything desire to hurt them, that even the very beasts, by a kind of natural instinct of their
innocence no doubt, pass by their injuries. For of them it may be truly said that they are consecrate
to the gods, and therefore and not without cause do men have them in such esteem. Whence is it
else that they are in so great request with princes that they can neither eat nor drink, go anywhere,
or be an hour without them? Nay, and in some degree they prefer these fools before their crabbish
wise men, whom yet they keep about them for state’s sake. Nor do I conceive the reason so difficult,
or that it should seem strange why they are preferred before the others, for that these wise men
speak to princes about nothing but grave, serious matters, and trusting to their own parts and learning
do not fear sometimes “to grate their tender ears with smart truths;” but fools fit them with that
they most delight in, as jests, laughter, abuses of other men, wanton pastimes, and the like.
Again, take notice of this no contemptible blessing which Nature has given fools, that they are the
only plain, honest men and such as speak truth. And what is more commendable than truth? For
though that proverb of Alcibiades in Plato attributes truth to drunkards and children, yet the praise
of it is particularly mine, even from the testimony of Euripides, among whose other things there is
extant that his honorable saying concerning us, “A fool speaks foolish things.” For whatever a fool
has in his heart, he both shows it in his looks and expresses it in his discourse; while the wise men’s
are those two tongues which the same Euripides mentions, whereof the one speaks truth, the other
what they judge most seasonable for the occasion. These are they “that turn black into white,” blow
hot and cold with the same breath, and carry a far different meaning in their breast from what they
feign with their tongue. Yet in the midst of all their prosperity, princes in this respect seem to me
most unfortunate, because, having no one to tell them truth, they are forced to receive flatterers for
friends.
But, someone may say, the ears of princes are strangers to truth, and for this reason they avoid
those wise men, because they fear lest someone more frank than the rest should dare to speak to
them things rather true than pleasant; for so the matter is, that they don’t much care for truth. And
yet this is found by experience among my fools, that not only truths but even open reproaches are
heard with pleasure; so that the same thing which, if it came from a wise man’s mouth might prove
a capital crime, spoken by a fool is received with delight. For truth carries with it a certain peculiar
power of pleasing, if no accident fall in to give occasion of offense; which faculty the gods have
given only to fools. And for the same reasons is it that women are so earnestly delighted with this
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kind of men, as being more propense by nature to pleasure and toys. And whatsoever they may
happen to do with them, although sometimes it be of the most serious, yet they turn it to jest and
laughter, as that sex was ever quickwitted, especially to color their own faults.
But to return to the happiness of fools, who when they have passed over this life with a great deal
of pleasantness and without so much as the least fear or sense of death, they go straight forth into
the Elysian field, to recreate their pious and careless souls with such sports as they used here. Let’s
proceed then, and compare the condition of any of your wise men with that of this fool. Fancy to
me now some example of wisdom you’d set up against him; one that had spent his childhood and
youth in learning the sciences and lost the sweetest part of his life in watchings, cares, studies, and
for the remaining part of it never so much as tasted the least of pleasure; ever sparing, poor, sad,
sour, unjust, and rigorous to himself, and troublesome and hateful to others; broken with paleness,
leanness, crassness, sore eyes, and an old age and death contracted before their time (though yet,
what matter is it, when he die that never lived?); and such is the picture of this great wise man.
And here again do those frogs of the Stoics croak at me and say that nothing is more miserable than
madness. But folly is the next degree, if not the very thing. For what else is madness than for a man
to be out of his wits? But to let them see how they are clean out of the way, with the Muses’ good
favor we’ll take this syllogism in pieces. Subtly argued, I must confess, but as Socrates in Plato
teaches us how by splitting one Venus and one Cupid to make two of either, in like manner should
those logicians have done and distinguished madness from madness, if at least they would be
thought to be well in their wits themselves. For all madness is not miserable, or Horace had never
called his poetical fury a beloved madness; nor Plato placed the raptures of poets, prophets, and
lovers among the chiefest blessings of this life; nor that sibyl in Virgil called Aeneas’ travels mad
labors. But there are two sorts of madness, the one that which the revengeful Furies send privily
from hell, as often as they let loose their snakes and put into men’s breasts either the desire of war,
or an insatiate thirst after gold, or some dishonest love, or parricide, or incest, or sacrilege, or the
like plagues, or when they terrify some guilty soul with the conscience of his crimes; the other, but
nothing like this, that which comes from me and is of all other things the most desirable; which
happens as often as some pleasing dotage not only clears the mind of its troublesome cares but
renders it more jocund. And this was that which, as a special blessing of the gods, Cicero, writing
to his friend Atticus, wished to himself, that he might be the less sensible of those miseries that
then hung over the commonwealth.
Nor was that Grecian in Horace much wide of it, who was so far mad that he would sit by himself
whole days in the theatre laughing and clapping his hands, as if he had seen some tragedy acting,
whereas in truth there was nothing presented; yet in other things a man well enough, pleasant among
his friends, kind to his wife, and so good a master to his servants that if they had broken the seal
of his bottle, he would not have run mad for it. But at last, when by the care of his friends and
physic he was freed from his distemper and become his own man again, he thus expostulates with
them, “Now, by Pollux, my friends, you have rather killed than preserved me in thus forcing me
from my pleasure.” By which you see he liked it so well that he lost it against his will. And trust
me, I think they were the madder of the two, and had the greater need of hellebore, that should
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