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Seems new. Aphro. That priest. Must come. Better late
than never. Try truffles at Andrews.
(The door opens. Bella Cohen, a massive whoremistress,
enters. She is dressed in a threequarter ivory gown, fringed round
the hem with tasselled selvedge, and cools herself flirting a black
horn fan like Minnie Hauck in Carmen. On her left hand are
wedding and keeper rings. Her eyes are deeply carboned. She has
a sprouting moustache. Her olive face is heavy, slightly sweated
and fullnosed with orangetainted nostrils. She has large pendant
beryl eardrops.)
BELLA: My word! I’m all of a mucksweat.
(She glances round her at the couples. Then her eyes rest on
Bloom with hard insistence. Her large fan winnows wind towards
her heated faceneck and embonpoint. Her falcon eyes glitter.)
THE FAN: (Flirting quickly, then slowly) Married, I see.
BLOOM: Yes. Partly, I have mislaid ...
THE FAN: (Half opening, then closing) And the missus is
master. Petticoat government.
BLOOM: (Looks down with a sheepish grin) That is so.
THE FAN: (Folding together, rests against her left eardrop)
Have you forgotten me?
BLOOM: Yes. Yo.
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THE FAN: (Folded akimbo against her waist) Is me her
was you dreamed before? Was then she him you us since
knew? Am all them and the same now we?
(Bella approaches, gently tapping with the fan.)
BLOOM: (Wincing) Powerful being. In my eyes read
that slumber which women love.
THE FAN: (Tapping) We have met. You are mine. It is
fate.
BLOOM: (Cowed) Exuberant female. Enormously I
desiderate your domination. I am exhausted, abandoned,
no more young. I stand, so to speak, with an unposted
letter bearing the extra regulation fee before the too late
box of the general postoffice of human life. The door and
window open at a right angle cause a draught of thirtytwo
feet per second according to the law of falling bodies. I
have felt this instant a twinge of sciatica in my left glutear
muscle. It runs in our family. Poor dear papa, a widower,
was a regular barometer from it. He believed in animal
heat. A skin of tabby lined his winter waistcoat. Near the
end, remembering king David and the Sunamite, he
shared his bed with Athos, faithful after death. A dog’s
spittle as you probably ... (He winces) Ah!
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RICHIE GOULDING: (Bagweighted, passes the door)
Mocking is catch. Best value in Dub. Fit for a prince’s.
Liver and kidney.
THE FAN: (Tapping) All things end. Be mine. Now,
BLOOM: (Undecided) All now? I should not have
parted with my talisman. Rain, exposure at dewfall on the
searocks, a peccadillo at my time of life. Every
phenomenon has a natural cause.
THE FAN: (Points downwards slowly) You may.
BLOOM: (Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened
bootlace) We are observed.
THE FAN: (Points downwards quickly) You must.
BLOOM: (With desire, with reluctance) I can make a true
black knot. Learned when I served my time and worked
the mail order line for Kellett’s. Experienced hand. Every
knot says a lot. Let me. In courtesy. I knelt once before
today. Ah!
(Bella raises her gown slightly and, steadying her pose, lifts to
the edge of a chair a plump buskined hoof and a full pastern,
silksocked. Bloom, stifflegged, aging, bends over her hoof and
with gentle fingers draws out and in her laces.)
BLOOM: (Murmurs lovingly) To be a shoefitter in
Manfield’s was my love’s young dream, the darling joys of
sweet buttonhooking, to lace up crisscrossed to kneelength
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the dressy kid footwear satinlined, so incredibly impossibly
small, of Clyde Road ladies. Even their wax model
Raymonde I visited daily to admire her cobweb hose and
stick of rhubarb toe, as worn in Paris.
THE HOOF: Smell my hot goathide. Feel my royal
weight.
BLOOM: (Crosslacing) Too tight?
THE HOOF: If you bungle, Handy Andy, I’ll kick
your football for you.
BLOOM: Not to lace the wrong eyelet as I did the
night of the bazaar dance. Bad luck. Hook in wrong tache
of her ... person you mentioned. That night she met ...
Now!
(He knots the lace. Bella places her foot on the floor. Bloom
raises his head. Her heavy face, her eyes strike him in midbrow.
His eyes grow dull, darker and pouched, his nose thickens.)
BLOOM: (Mumbles) Awaiting your further orders we
remain, gentlemen, ...
BELLO: (With a hard basilisk stare, in a baritone voice)
Hound of dishonour!
BLOOM: (Infatuated) Empress!
BELLO: (His heavy cheekchops sagging) Adorer of the
adulterous rump!
BLOOM: (Plaintively) Hugeness!
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