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BRIAN
I will not. ( To ALBERT) You come cheating your way
into my home under the pretext of a freelance radio
interview and you (attacking JESS ) ingratiating yourself
to my mother! Who is batty by the way! She'll talk to
any stranger for attention! She is not compos mentis. I
got out of her this morning exactly what you're up to
and caught the first train straight down from Carlisle. I
have power of attorney and I shall see you in court
unless you drop this slimy rendering, this comic strip ,
this Indiana Jones garbage version of my father!! Have
you been in touch with my literary agent? No, you
haven't! This is breach of copyright! I didn’t trust you
when you came to my house to do your wretched
interview. I knew then that you were crooked!
JESS
Mr Fawcett! Hang on. We don’t need copyright! This
story is in the public domain!
"FAWCETT"
(To BRIAN) You're not going to do me out of a job, are
you? I haven't worked since panto last year.
ALBERT
(To BRIAN) Would you mind just leaving? We are
extremely busy.
"M"
Excuse me! Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. I'm Brian's
literary agent. Karen's the name. Darling, what are you
so worried about? Hollywood doesn't want the truth. It
wants adventure. So let these nice people make an
adventure story.
BRIAN
…That has nothing…to do with the truth?
"M"
Exactly. So what have you got to lose?
JESS
You see. The voice of reason!
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"M"
Hollywood's not interested in your father's actual story.
So you're not giving away anything are you and the
masses will be happy with the same old epic adventure
crap.
JESS
(Curtly) I don't think it'll be that bad. But I see where
you're coming from.
"M"
I don't know what Brian's so worried about. (To BRIAN )
It could actually do your book sales some good. (To
ALBERT ) I'm sure I could strike a reasonable deal with
your producer. I feel she would appreciate the seal of
family approval that Brian could give your film.
BRIAN looks at "M" incredulously. "FAWCETT" comes over to "M."
"FAWCETT"
You've saved it all from disaster! Lass, I think you're
champion. Though I've never seen samurai mascara
like that in my life. Not even at the Grafton in
Liverpool.
Music. The scene evaporates. "M" and BRIAN alone.
"M"
Stop worrying. It'll never get anywhere. How many
times have Hollywood and the BBC tried and it never
gets made! And if it does it's something really pitiful
and so far off the mark that your father's real story is
not even touched upon. So it's all safe. Trust me!
Fade to black.
SCENE SIXTEEN. A BRIGHTON GUEST HOUSE.
NINA talks on the telephone, facing the audience..
NINA
Joan…Darling. How's the weather in Switzerland? Are
you well? And "the Worm"?… Oh, Good. I've moved
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into the Brighton guest house now. It's lovely here with
room service and anything one wants. I couldn't stand
it at Brian's for another moment. He was just killing me
by inches. His house is so spooky and not that clean. I
am on the verge of doing a deal with an American film
company, despite Brian's continual interference. He has
no right. He wants Puggy's real story to remain a
secret. Why? He's jealous because of his lack of talent
compared to your father and Jack! Well, of course! You
know, it's that little elemental. That sith! That's who's
behind his behaviour. She attached herself to him
when we were at Up Lyme and Brian was only five, and
has manipulated him ever since. He's ruining his life
and she's behind it.
"M" leans round the 'doorway' behind NINA . Then comes in wearing a
white apron and carrying a tray with a drink on it. She sets it down on
the table.
NINA
They are deceitful creatures these elementals.
American Indians call them The Tricksters because
they tell you a lot that could be true and gain your
trust and then deceive you with a lot of lies.
"M" unscrews a small bottle and pours a few drops into NINA's sherry.
They ruin people's lives and drive them to lunacy. Or
even a slow painful death.
"M" puts the sherry next to NINA's elbow and goes.
Thank you….
NINA takes a sip.
Anyway Joan. I'm winning and I believe our family will
make some money out of our 'secret story' and don't
we deserve to for goodness sake?
Loud music. Thunder.
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SCENE SEVENTEEN. BRIAN'S BUNGALOW, CARLISLE.
BRIAN in vest and pants doing Yoga asanas. He is in a shoulder stand.
BRIAN
(Cheerfully) I have a premonition of the collapse of our
civilization. Just as Daddy had. Our political leaders
don’t want an intelligent population. They want us to
be naïve and moronic slaves. So I'm resigning from
this society and becoming a hermit. I've set my foot
upon the Path. (Lowers himself) Cuthbert Whiteside
said in Tesco's yesterday, "Don't you have a job? " I
said "I've just turned down a job. One of the best
offers in rail engineering that South America has to
offer. But it meant a choice between Art and Mammon.
And to me there is no choice. Art is supreme". Cuthbert
said scornfully "So what do you do all day?" In spirit, a
great guffaw of laughter goes up within me. An
average person such as Cuthbert is not to know, nor
will ever know the true reason for our lives. His future
looks black indeed. Cuthbert will live and die for no
reason whatsoever. (Breezily) Ah, well.
He goes into the cobra position.
RUTH comes in with a tray of hot drinks.
RUTH
It's nice to have the house to ourselves again, Brian.
Your mother is a bit of a handful. Anyhow. I've got you
to myself again and that's all that really matters to me,
dear. I do love our married life together. It's so nice
and normal.
BRIAN sits up. She starts to pass him a cup of tea that "M" takes and
passes on.
RUTH
Whoop. I've even got used to your floating teacup
trick. You are clever, Brian. You can do things. You've
cured Joan and her husband of illnesses and…
sometimes I wish you could do magic for us…
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