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crowned by the reflection of the reindeer antlered hatrack in the
hall.)
SHAKESPEARE: (In dignified ventriloquy) ‘Tis the loud
laugh bespeaks the vacant mind. (To Bloom) Thou
thoughtest as how thou wastest invisible. Gaze. (He crows
with a black capon’s laugh) Iagogo! How my Oldfellow
chokit his Thursdaymornun. Iagogogo!
BLOOM: (Smiles yellowly at the three whores) When will
I hear the joke?
ZOE: Before you’re twice married and once a
widower.
BLOOM: Lapses are condoned. Even the great
Napoleon when measurements were taken next the skin
after his death ...
(Mrs Dignam, widow woman, her snubnose and cheeks
flushed with deathtalk, tears and Tunney’s tawny sherry, hurries
by in her weeds, her bonnet awry, rouging and powdering her
cheeks, lips and nose, a pen chivvying her brood of cygnets.
Beneath her skirt appear her late husband’s everyday trousers and
turnedup boots, large eights. She holds a Scottish widows’
insurance policy and a large marquee umbrella under which her
brood run with her, Patsy hopping on one shod foot, his collar
loose, a hank of porksteaks dangling, freddy whimpering, Susy
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with a crying cod’s mouth, Alice struggling with the baby. She
cuffs them on, her streamers flaunting aloft.)
FREDDY: Ah, ma, you’re dragging me along!
SUSY: Mamma, the beeftea is fizzing over!
SHAKESPEARE: (With paralytic rage) Weda seca
whokilla farst.
(The face of Martin Cunningham, bearded, refeatures
Shakespeare’s beardless face. The marquee umbrella sways
drunkenly, the children run aside. Under the umbrella appears
Mrs Cunningham in Merry Widow hat and kimono gown. She
glides sidling and bowing, twirling japanesily.)
MRS CUNNINGHAM: (Sings)
And they call me the jewel of Asia!
MARTIN CUNNINGHAM: (Gazes on her, impassive)
Immense! Most bloody awful demirep!
STEPHEN: Et exaltabuntur cornua iusti. Queens lay with
prize bulls. Remember Pasiphae for whose lust my
grandoldgrossfather made the first confessionbox. Forget
not Madam Grissel Steevens nor the suine scions of the
house of Lambert. And Noah was drunk with wine. And
his ark was open.
BELLA: None of that here. Come to the wrong shop.
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LYNCH: Let him alone. He’s back from Paris.
ZOE: (Runs to stephen and links him) O go on! Give us
some parleyvoo.
(Stephen claps hat on head and leaps over to the fireplace
where he stands with shrugged shoulders, finny hands outspread,
a painted smile on his face.)
LYNCH: (Oommelling on the sofa) Rmm Rmm Rmm
Rrrrrrmmmm.
STEPHEN: (Gabbles with marionette jerks) Thousand
places of entertainment to expense your evenings with
lovely ladies saling gloves and other things perhaps hers
heart beerchops perfect fashionable house very eccentric
where lots cocottes beautiful dressed much about
princesses like are dancing cancan and walking there
parisian clowneries extra foolish for bachelors foreigns the
same if talking a poor english how much smart they are on
things love and sensations voluptuous. Misters very selects
for is pleasure must to visit heaven and hell show with
mortuary candles and they tears silver which occur every
night. Perfectly shocking terrific of religion’s things
mockery seen in universal world. All chic womans which
arrive full of modesty then disrobe and squeal loud to see
vampire man debauch nun very fresh young with dessous
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troublants. (He clacks his tongue loudly) Ho, la la! Ce pif qu’il
a!
LYNCH: Vive le vampire!
THE WHORES: Bravo! Parleyvoo!
STEPHEN: (Grimacing with head back, laughs loudly,
clapping himself) Great success of laughing. Angels much
prostitutes like and holy apostles big damn ruffians.
Demimondaines nicely handsome sparkling of diamonds
very amiable costumed. Or do you are fond better what
belongs they moderns pleasure turpitude of old mans? (He
points about him with grotesque gestures which Lynch and the
whores reply to) Caoutchouc statue woman reversible or
lifesize tompeeptom of virgins nudities very lesbic the kiss
five ten times. Enter, gentleman, to see in mirror every
positions trapezes all that machine there besides also if
desire act awfully bestial butcher’s boy pollutes in warm
veal liver or omlet on the belly pièce de Shakespeare.
BELLA: (Clapping her belly sinks back on the sofa, with a
shout of laughter) An omelette on the ... Ho! ho! ho! ho! ...
omelette on the ...
STEPHEN: (Mincingly) I love you, sir darling. Speak
you englishman tongue for double entente cordiale. O yes,
mon loup. How much cost? Waterloo. Watercloset. (He
ceases suddenly and holds up a forefinger)
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