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Mr Bloom, breathless, caught in a whirl of wild
newsboys near the offices of the Irish Catholic and Dublin
Penny Journal, called:
—Mr Crawford! A moment!
—Telegraph! Racing special!
—What is it? Myles Crawford said, falling back a pace.
A newsboy cried in Mr Bloom’s face:
—Terrible tragedy in Rathmines! A child bit by a
bellows!
INTERVIEW WITH THE EDITOR
—Just this ad, Mr Bloom said, pushing through
towards the steps, puffing, and taking the cutting from his
pocket. I spoke with Mr Keyes just now. He’ll give a
renewal for two months, he says. After he’ll see. But he
wants a par to call attention in the Telegraph too, the
Saturday pink. And he wants it copied if it’s not too late I
told councillor Nannetti from the Kilkenny People. I can
have access to it in the national library. House of keys,
don’t you see? His name is Keyes. It’s a play on the name.
But he practically promised he’d give the renewal. But he
wants just a little puff. What will I tell him, Mr Crawford?
K.M.A.
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—Will you tell him he can kiss my arse? Myles
Crawford said throwing out his arm for emphasis. Tell
him that straight from the stable.
A bit nervy. Look out for squalls. All off for a drink.
Arm in arm. Lenehan’s yachting cap on the cadge beyond.
Usual blarney. Wonder is that young Dedalus the moving
spirit. Has a good pair of boots on him today. Last time I
saw him he had his heels on view. Been walking in muck
somewhere. Careless chap. What was he doing in
Irishtown?
—Well, Mr Bloom said, his eyes returning, if I can get
the design I suppose it’s worth a short par. He’d give the
ad, I think. I’ll tell him ...
K.M.R.I.A.
—He can kiss my royal Irish arse, Myles Crawford
cried loudly over his shoulder. Any time he likes, tell him.
While Mr Bloom stood weighing the point and about
to smile he strode on jerkily.
RAISING THE WIND
—Nulla bona, Jack, he said, raising his hand to his chin.
I’m up to here. I’ve been through the hoop myself. I was
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looking for a fellow to back a bill for me no later than last
week. Sorry, Jack. You must take the will for the deed.
With a heart and a half if I could raise the wind anyhow.
J. J. O’Molloy pulled a long face and walked on
silently. They caught up on the others and walked abreast.
—When they have eaten the brawn and the bread and
wiped their twenty fingers in the paper the bread was
wrapped in they go nearer to the railings.
—Something for you, the professor explained to Myles
Crawford. Two old Dublin women on the top of Nelson’s
pillar.
SOME COLUMN!—THAT’S WHAT
WADDLER ONE SAID
—That’s new, Myles Crawford said. That’s copy. Out
for the waxies Dargle. Two old trickies, what?
—But they are afraid the pillar will fall, Stephen went
on. They see the roofs and argue about where the
different churches are: Rathmines’ blue dome, Adam and
Eve’s, saint Laurence O’Toole’s. But it makes them giddy
to look so they pull up their skirts ...
THOSE SLIGHTLY RAMBUNCTIOUS
FEMALES
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—Easy all, Myles Crawford said. No poetic licence.
We’re in the archdiocese here.
—And settle down on their striped petticoats, peering
up at the statue of the onehandled adulterer.
—Onehandled adulterer! the professor cried. I like that.
I see the idea. I see what you mean.
DAMES DONATE DUBLIN’S CITS
SPEEDPILLS VELOCITOUS
AEROLITHS, BELIEF
—It gives them a crick in their necks, Stephen said, and
they are too tired to look up or down or to speak. They
put the bag of plums between them and eat the plums out
of it, one after another, wiping off with their
handkerchiefs the plumjuice that dribbles out of their
mouths and spitting the plumstones slowly out between
the railings.
He gave a sudden loud young laugh as a close. Lenehan
and Mr O’Madden Burke, hearing, turned, beckoned and
led on across towards Mooney’s.
—Finished? Myles Crawford said. So long as they do
no worse.
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SOPHIST WALLOPS HAUGHTY
HELEN SQUARE ON PROBOSCIS.
SPARTANS GNASH MOLARS.
ITHACANS VOW PEN IS CHAMP.
—You remind me of Antisthenes, the professor said, a
disciple of Gorgias, the sophist. It is said of him that none
could tell if he were bitterer against others or against
himself. He was the son of a noble and a bondwoman.
And he wrote a book in which he took away the palm of
beauty from Argive Helen and handed it to poor
Penelope.
Poor Penelope. Penelope Rich.
They made ready to cross O’Connell street.
HELLO THERE, CENTRAL!
At various points along the eight lines tramcars with
motionless trolleys stood in their tracks, bound for or from
Rathmines, Rathfarnham, Blackrock, Kingstown and
Dalkey, Sandymount Green, Ringsend and Sandymount
Tower, Donnybrook, Palmerston Park and Upper
Rathmines, all still, becalmed in short circuit. Hackney
cars, cabs, delivery waggons, mailvans, private broughams,
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