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cart. Buy a bucket or sell your pump. (Loudly) Can you do
a man’s job?
BLOOM: Eccles street ...
BELLO: (Sarcastically) I wouldn’t hurt your feelings for
the world but there’s a man of brawn in possession there.
The tables are turned, my gay young fellow! He is
something like a fullgrown outdoor man. Well for you,
you muff, if you had that weapon with knobs and lumps
and warts all over it. He shot his bolt, I can tell you! Foot
to foot, knee to knee, belly to belly, bubs to breast! He’s
no eunuch. A shock of red hair he has sticking out of him
behind like a furzebush! Wait for nine months, my lad!
Holy ginger, it’s kicking and coughing up and down in
her guts already! That makes you wild, don’t it? Touches
the spot? (He spits in contempt) Spittoon!
BLOOM: I was indecently treated, I ... Inform the
police. Hundred pounds. Unmentionable. I ...
BELLO: Would if you could, lame duck. A downpour
we want not your drizzle.
BLOOM: To drive me mad! Moll! I forgot! Forgive!
Moll ... We ... Still ...
BELLO: (Ruthlessly) No, Leopold Bloom, all is changed
by woman’s will since you slept horizontal in Sleepy
Hollow your night of twenty years. Return and see.
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(Old Sleepy Hollow calls over the wold.)
SLEEPY HOLLOW: Rip van Wink! Rip van Winkle!
BLOOM: (In tattered mocassins with a rusty fowlingpiece,
tiptoeing, fingertipping, his haggard bony bearded face peering
through the diamond panes, cries out) I see her! It’s she! The
first night at Mat Dillon’s! But that dress, the green! And
her hair is dyed gold and he ...
BELLO: (Laughs mockingly) That’s your daughter, you
owl, with a Mullingar student.
(Milly Bloom, fairhaired, greenvested, slimsandalled, her blue
scarf in the seawind simply swirling, breaks from the arms of her
lover and calls, her young eyes wonderwide.)
MILLY: My! It’s Papli! But, O Papli, how old you’ve
grown!
BELLO: Changed, eh? Our whatnot, our writingtable
where we never wrote, aunt Hegarty’s armchair, our
classic reprints of old masters. A man and his menfriends
are living there in clover. The Cuckoos’ Rest! Why not?
How many women had you, eh, following them up dark
streets, flatfoot, exciting them by your smothered grunts,
what, you male prostitute? Blameless dames with parcels of
groceries. Turn about. Sauce for the goose, my gander O.
BLOOM: They ... I ...
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BELLO: (Cuttingly) Their heelmarks will stamp the
Brusselette carpet you bought at Wren’s auction. In their
horseplay with Moll the romp to find the buck flea in her
breeches they will deface the little statue you carried home
in the rain for art for art’ sake. They will violate the secrets
of your bottom drawer. Pages will be torn from your
handbook of astronomy to make them pipespills. And they
will spit in your ten shilling brass fender from Hampton
Leedom’s.
BLOOM: Ten and six. The act of low scoundrels. Let
me go. I will return. I will prove ...
A VOICE: Swear!
(Bloom clenches his fists and crawls forward, a bowieknife
between his teeth.)
BELLO: As a paying guest or a kept man? Too late.
You have made your secondbest bed and others must lie
in it. Your epitaph is written. You are down and out and
don’t you forget it, old bean.
BLOOM: Justice! All Ireland versus one! Has nobody
...? (He bites his thumb)
BELLO: Die and be damned to you if you have any
sense of decency or grace about you. I can give you a rare
old wine that’ll send you skipping to hell and back. Sign a
will and leave us any coin you have! If you have none see
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you damn well get it, steal it, rob it! We’ll bury you in our
shrubbery jakes where you’ll be dead and dirty with old
Cuck Cohen, my stepnephew I married, the bloody old
gouty procurator and sodomite with a crick in his neck,
and my other ten or eleven husbands, whatever the
buggers’ names were, suffocated in the one cesspool. (He
explodes in a loud phlegmy laugh) We’ll manure you, Mr
Flower! (He pipes scoffingly) Byby, Poldy! Byby, Papli!
BLOOM: (Clasps his head) My willpower! Memory! I
have sinned! I have suff ...
(He weeps tearlessly)
BELLO: (Sneers) Crybabby! Crocodile tears!
(Bloom, broken, closely veiled for the sacrifice, sobs, his face to
the earth. The passing bell is heard. Darkshawled figures of the
circumcised, in sackcloth and ashes, stand by the wailing wall. M.
Shulomowitz, Joseph Goldwater, Moses Herzog, Harris
Rosenberg, M. Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P.
Mastiansky, The Reverend Leopold Abramovitz, Chazen. With
swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the recreant Bloom.)
THE CIRCUMCISED: (In dark guttural chant as they
cast dead sea fruit upon him, no flowers) Shema Israel Adonai
Elohenu Adonai Echad.
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