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BELLO: Dungdevourer!
BLOOM: (With sinews semiflexed) Magmagnificence!
BELLO: Down! (He taps her on the shoulder with his fan)
Incline feet forward! Slide left foot one pace back! You
will fall. You are falling. On the hands down!
BLOOM: (Her eyes upturned in the sign of admiration,
closing, yaps) Truffles!
(With a piercing epileptic cry she sinks on all fours, grunting,
snuffling, rooting at his feet: then lies, shamming dead, with eyes
shut tight, trembling eyelids, bowed upon the ground in the
attitude of most excellent master.)
BELLO: (With bobbed hair, purple gills, fit moustache rings
round his shaven mouth, in mountaineer’s puttees, green
silverbuttoned coat, sport skirt and alpine hat with moorcock’s
feather, his hands stuck deep in his breeches pockets, places his
heel on her neck and grinds it in) Footstool! Feel my entire
weight. Bow, bondslave, before the throne of your
despot’s glorious heels so glistening in their proud
erectness.
BLOOM: (Enthralled, bleats) I promise never to
disobey.
BELLO: (Laughs loudly) Holy smoke! You little know
what’s in store for you. I’m the Tartar to settle your little
lot and break you in! I’ll bet Kentucky cocktails all round I
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shame it out of you, old son. Cheek me, I dare you. If you
do tremble in anticipation of heel discipline to be inflicted
in gym costume.
(Bloom creeps under the sofa and peers out through the fringe.)
ZOE: (Widening her slip to screen her) She’s not here.
BLOOM: (Closing her eyes) She’s not here.
FLORRY: (Hiding her with her gown) She didn’t mean
it, Mr Bello. She’ll be good, sir.
KITTY: Don’t be too hard on her, Mr Bello. Sure you
won’t, ma’amsir.
BELLO: (Coaxingly) Come, ducky dear, I want a word
with you, darling, just to administer correction. Just a little
heart to heart talk, sweety. (Bloom puts out her timid head)
There’s a good girly now. (Bello grabs her hair violently and
drags her forward) I only want to correct you for your own
good on a soft safe spot. How’s that tender behind? O,
ever so gently, pet. Begin to get ready.
BLOOM: (Fainting) Don’t tear my ...
BELLO: (Savagely) The nosering, the pliers, the
bastinado, the hanging hook, the knout I’ll make you kiss
while the flutes play like the Nubian slave of old. You’re
in for it this time! I’ll make you remember me for the
balance of your natural life. (His forehead veins swollen, his
face congested) I shall sit on your ottoman saddleback every
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morning after my thumping good breakfast of Matterson’s
fat hamrashers and a bottle of Guinness’s porter. (He
belches) And suck my thumping good Stock Exchange
cigar while I read the Licensed Victualler’s Gazette. Very
possibly I shall have you slaughtered and skewered in my
stables and enjoy a slice of you with crisp crackling from
the baking tin basted and baked like sucking pig with rice
and lemon or currant sauce. It will hurt you. (He twists her
arm. Bloom squeals, turning turtle.)
BLOOM: Don’t be cruel, nurse! Don’t!
BELLO: (Twisting) Another!
BLOOM: (Screams) O, it’s hell itself! Every nerve in my
body aches like mad!
BELLO: (Shouts) Good, by the rumping jumping
general! That’s the best bit of news I heard these six
weeks. Here, don’t keep me waiting, damn you! (He slaps
her face)
BLOOM: (Whimpers) You’re after hitting me. I’ll tell ...
BELLO: Hold him down, girls, till I squat on him.
ZOE: Yes. Walk on him! I will.
FLORRY: I will. Don’t be greedy.
KITTY: No, me. Lend him to me.
(The brothel cook, mrs keogh, wrinkled, greybearded, in a
greasy bib, men’s grey and green socks and brogues, floursmeared,
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a rollingpin stuck with raw pastry in her bare red arm and hand,
appears at the door.)
MRS KEOGH: (Ferociously) Can I help? (They hold and
pinion Bloom.)
BELLO: (Squats with a grunt on Bloom’s upturned face,
puffing cigarsmoke, nursing a fat leg) I see Keating Clay is
elected vicechairman of the Richmond asylum and by the
by Guinness’s preference shares are at sixteen three
quaffers. Curse me for a fool that didn’t buy that lot Craig
and Gardner told me about. Just my infernal luck, curse it.
And that Goddamned outsider Throwaway at twenty to
one. (He quenches his cigar angrily on Bloom’s ear) Where’s
that Goddamned cursed ashtray?
BLOOM: (Goaded, buttocksmothered) O! O! Monsters!
Cruel one!
BELLO: Ask for that every ten minutes. Beg. Pray for
it as you never prayed before. (He thrusts out a figged fist and
foul cigar) Here, kiss that. Both. Kiss. (He throws a leg astride
and, pressing with horseman’s knees, calls in a hard voice) Gee
up! A cockhorse to Banbury cross. I’ll ride him for the
Eclipse stakes. (He bends sideways and squeezes his mount’s
testicles roughly, shouting) Ho! Off we pop! I’ll nurse you in
proper fashion. (He horserides cockhorse, leaping in the saddle)
The lady goes a pace a pace and the coachman goes a trot
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