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walks upright upon this oblate orange? (He points his finger)
I’m not afraid of what I can talk to if I see his eye.
Retaining the perpendicular.
(He staggers a pace back)
BLOOM: (Propping him) Retain your own.
STEPHEN: (Laughs emptily) My centre of gravity is
displaced. I have forgotten the trick. Let us sit down
somewhere and discuss. Struggle for life is the law of
existence but but human philirenists, notably the tsar and
the king of England, have invented arbitration. (He taps his
brow) But in here it is I must kill the priest and the king.
BIDDY THE CLAP: Did you hear what the professor
said? He’s a professor out of the college.
CUNTY KATE: I did. I heard that.
BIDDY THE CLAP: He expresses himself with such
marked refinement of phraseology.
CUNTY KATE: Indeed, yes. And at the same time
with such apposite trenchancy.
PRIVATE CARR: (Pulls himself free and comes forward)
What’s that you’re saying about my king?
(Edward the Seventh appears in an archway. He wars a white
jersey on which an image of the Sacred Heart is stitched with the
insignia of Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of
Denmark, Skinner’s and Probyn’s horse, Lincoln’s Inn bencher
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and ancient and honourable artillery company of Massachusetts.
He sucks a red jujube. He is robed as a grand elect perfect and
sublime mason with trowel and apron, marked made in
Germany. In his left hand he holds a plasterer’s bucket on which
is printed Défense d’uriner. A roar of welcome greets him.)
EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (Slowly, solemnly but
indistinctly) Peace, perfect peace. For identification, bucket
in my hand. Cheerio, boys. (He turns to his subjects) We
have come here to witness a clean straight fight and we
heartily wish both men the best of good luck. Mahak
makar a bak.
(He shakes hands with Private Carr, Private Compton,
Stephen, Bloom and Lynch. General applause. Edward the
Seventh lifts his bucket graciously in acknowledgment.)
PRIVATE CARR: (To Stephen) Say it again.
STEPHEN: (Nervous, friendly, pulls himself up) I
understand your point of view though I have no king
myself for the moment. This is the age of patent
medicines. A discussion is difficult down here. But this is
the point. You die for your country. Suppose. (He places
his arm on Private Carr’s sleeve) Not that I wish it for you.
But I say: Let my country die for me. Up to the present it
has done so. I didn’t want it to die. Damn death. Long
live life!
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EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (Levitates over heaps of
slain, in the garb and with the halo of Joking Jesus, a white
jujube in his phosphorescent face)
My methods are new and are causing
surprise.
To make the blind see I throw dust in their
eyes.
STEPHEN: Kings and unicorns! (He fills back a pace)
Come somewhere and we’ll ... What was that girl saying?
...
PRIVATE COMPTON: Eh, Harry, give him a kick
in the knackers. Stick one into Jerry.
BLOOM: (To the privates, softly) He doesn’t know what
he’s saying. Taken a little more than is good for him.
Absinthe. Greeneyed monster. I know him. He’s a
gentleman, a poet. It’s all right.
STEPHEN: (Nods, smiling and laughing) Gentleman,
patriot, scholar and judge of impostors.
PRIVATE CARR: I don’t give a bugger who he is.
PRIVATE COMPTON: We don’t give a bugger who
he is.
STEPHEN: I seem to annoy them. Green rag to a bull.
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(Kevin Egan of Paris in black Spanish tasselled shirt and
peep-o’-day boy’s hat signs to Stephen.)
KEVIN EGAN: H’lo! Bonjour! The vieille ogresse with
the dents jaunes.
(Patrice Egan peeps from behind, his rabbitface nibbling a
quince leaf.)
PATRICE: Socialiste!
DON EMILE PATRIZ1O FRANZ RUPERT POPE
HENNESSY: (In medieval hauberk, two wild geese volant on
his helm, with noble indignation points a mailed hand against the
privates) Werf those eykes to footboden, big grand porcos
of johnyellows todos covered of gravy!
BLOOM: (To Stephen) Come home. You’ll get into
trouble.
STEPHEN: (Swaying) I don’t avoid it. He provokes my
intelligence.
BIDDY THE CLAP: One immediately observes that
he is of patrician lineage.
THE VIRAGO: Green above the red, says he. Wolfe
Tone.
THE BAWD: The red’s as good as the green. And
better. Up the soldiers! Up King Edward!
A ROUGH: (Laughs) Ay! Hands up to De Wet.
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THE CITIZEN: (With a huge emerald muffler and
shillelagh, calls)
May the God above
Send down a dove
With teeth as sharp as razors
To slit the throats
Of the English dogs
That hanged our Irish leaders.
THE CROPPY BOY: (The ropenoose round his neck,
gripes in his issuing bowels with both hands)
I bear no hate to a living thing,
But I love my country beyond the king.
RUMBOLD, DEMON BARBER: (Accompanied by
two blackmasked assistants, advances with gladstone bag which he
opens) Ladies and gents, cleaver purchased by Mrs Pearcy
to slay Mogg. Knife with which Voisin dismembered the
wife of a compatriot and hid remains in a sheet in the
cellar, the unfortunate female’s throat being cut from ear
to ear. Phial containing arsenic retrieved from body of
Miss Barron which sent Seddon to the gallows.
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