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PRIVATE COMPTON: (Tugging his comrade) Here.
Bugger off, Harry. Here’s the cops! (Two raincaped watch,
tall, stand in the group.)
FIRST WATCH: What’s wrong here?
PRIVATE COMPTON: We were with this lady. And
he insulted us. And assaulted my chum. (The retriever barks)
Who owns the bleeding tyke?
CISSY CAFFREY: (With expectation) Is he bleeding!
A MAN: (Rising from his knees) No. Gone off. He’ll
come to all right.
BLOOM: (Glances sharply at the man) Leave him to me.
I can easily ...
SECOND WATCH: Who are you? Do you know
him?
PRIVATE CARR: (Lurches towards the watch) He
insulted my lady friend.
BLOOM: (Angrily) You hit him without provocation.
I’m a witness. Constable, take his regimental number.
SECOND WATCH: I don’t want your instructions in
the discharge of my duty.
PRIVATE COMPTON: (Pulling his comrade) Here,
bugger off Harry. Or Bennett’ll shove you in the lockup.
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PRIVATE CARR: (Staggering as he is pulled away) God
fuck old Bennett. He’s a whitearsed bugger. I don’t give a
shit for him.
FIRST WATCH: (Takes out his notebook) What’s his
name?
BLOOM: (Peering over the crowd) I just see a car there. If
you give me a hand a second, sergeant ...
FIRST WATCH: Name and address.
(Corny Kelleker, weepers round his hat, a death wreath in his
hand, appears among the bystanders.)
BLOOM: (Quickly) O, the very man! (He whispers)
Simon Dedalus’ son. A bit sprung. Get those policemen to
move those loafers back.
SECOND WATCH: Night, Mr Kelleher.
CORNY KELLEHER: (To the watch, with drawling eye)
That’s all right. I know him. Won a bit on the races. Gold
cup. Throwaway. (He laughs) Twenty to one. Do you
follow me?
FIRST WATCH: (Turns to the crowd) Here, what are
you all gaping at? Move on out of that.
(The crowd disperses slowly, muttering, down the lane.)
CORNY KELLEHER: Leave it to me, sergeant.
That’ll be all right. (He laughs, shaking his head) We were
often as bad ourselves, ay or worse. What? Eh, what?
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FIRST WATCH: (Laughs) I suppose so.
CORNY KELLEHER: (Nudges the second watch) Come
and wipe your name off the slate. (He lilts, wagging his head)
With my tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom tooraloom.
What, eh, do you follow me?
SECOND WATCH: (Genially) Ah, sure we were too.
CORNY KELLEHER: (Winking) Boys will be boys.
I’ve a car round there.
SECOND WATCH: All right, Mr Kelleher. Good
night.
CORNY KELLEHER: I’ll see to that.
BLOOM: (Shakes hands with both of the watch in turn)
Thank you very much, gentlemen. Thank you. (He
mumbles confidentially) We don’t want any scandal, you
understand. Father is a wellknown highly respected
citizen. Just a little wild oats, you understand.
FIRST WATCH: O. I understand, sir.
SECOND WATCH: That’s all right, sir.
FIRST WATCH: It was only in case of corporal
injuries I’d have to report it at the station.
BLOOM: (Nods rapidly) Naturally. Quite right. Only
your bounden duty.
SECOND WATCH: It’s our duty.
CORNY KELLEHER: Good night, men.
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THE WATCH: (Saluting together) Night, gentlemen.
(They move off with slow heavy tread)
BLOOM: (Blows) Providential you came on the scene.
You have a car? ...
CORNY KELLEHER: (Laughs, pointing his thumb over
his right shoulder to the car brought up against the scaffolding)
Two commercials that were standing fizz in Jammet’s.
Like princes, faith. One of them lost two quid on the race.
Drowning his grief. And were on for a go with the jolly
girls. So I landed them up on Behan’s car and down to
nighttown.
BLOOM: I was just going home by Gardiner street
when I happened to ...
CORNY KELLEHER: (Laughs) Sure they wanted me
to join in with the mots. No, by God, says I. Not for old
stagers like myself and yourself. (He laughs again and leers
with lacklustre eye) Thanks be to God we have it in the
house, what, eh, do you follow me? Hah, hah, hah!
BLOOM: (Tries to laugh) He, he, he! Yes. Matter of
fact I was just visiting an old friend of mine there, Virag,
you don’t know him (poor fellow, he’s laid up for the past
week) and we had a liquor together and I was just making
my way home ...
(The horse neighs.)
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THE HORSE: Hohohohohohoh! Hohohohome!
CORNY KELLEHER: Sure it was Behan our jarvey
there that told me after we left the two commercials in
Mrs Cohen’s and I told him to pull up and got off to see.
(He laughs) Sober hearsedrivers a speciality. Will I give him
a lift home? Where does he hang out? Somewhere in
Cabra, what?
BLOOM: No, in Sandycove, I believe, from what he
let drop.
(Stephen, prone, breathes to the stars. Corny Kelleher,
asquint, drawls at the horse. Bloom, in gloom, looms down.)
CORNY KELLEHER: (Scratches his nape) Sandycove!
(He bends down and calls to Stephen) Eh! (He calls again) Eh!
He’s covered with shavings anyhow. Take care they didn’t
lift anything off him.
BLOOM: No, no, no. I have his money and his hat
here and stick.
CORNY KELLEHER: Ah, well, he’ll get over it. No
bones broken. Well, I’ll shove along. (He laughs) I’ve a
rendezvous in the morning. Burying the dead. Safe home!
THE HORSE: (Neighs) Hohohohohome.
BLOOM: Good night. I’ll just wait and take him along
in a few ...
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