Masaryk University Faculty of Education Department of English Language and Literature
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"Ph. Jménem zákona," řekl, "milostivá, slezte dolů. A váš pan švagr taky."
"Pane de Giorgi, I. nemáte závrať?" povídám. "Povídám, jménem zákona slezte dolů," opakoval pan de Giorgi. "Povídám, pane de Giorgi, první?" povídám. "Ne," řekl pan de Giorgi a podíval se do útrob komína, "z cvičných důvodů O. polezu vnitřkem komínu," dodal.
inhaber vašeho pluku?" optal se pan doktor Gruntorád.
cvičení, zazpívejte pane Josef, vysoký cé, ale dovnitř...ale pozor, I. ať si nenalámete do trenýrek, anóbrž neuděláte do kalhot kytku."
"Strýc Adolf Gr. byl u nich akorát jeden měsíc, hned zkraje ho vzali na stíhání jedneho D. tachonýra..."
vedócí vzala lísteček, a kdyţ se vrátila, byla červená a hodila Adolfovi ten balíček nazpátek a zakřičela na Adolfa: V. Když
dom s haňbou..."
"Co je to za V. šmejd? Kde to ten člověk koupil?" řekl pan doktor. Povídám: "V Praze, ale vy máte rýmu, tady je tak krásný přístroj, to je něco jako C. bory šumí po skalinách."
"Ph. In the name of law,"he said, "missus, please climb down. And your brother-in- law too." "Mr de Giorgi, I. don't you feel giddy?" says I. "I say, in the name of law, climb down," repeated Mr de Giorgi. "And I say, Mr de Giorgi first?" says I.
"No," said Mr de Giorgi gazing into the bowels of the chimney, "for training reasons O. I shall descend by the inside of the stack," he appended.
"What regiment were you? Who G. were you under?" Doctor Gruntorád enquired.
"And now once again, one last breath exercise, sing us another high C, and this time sing it in the head...but watch I. you don't do a job in your pants, or give yourself brown trousers!"
"Uncle Adolf Gr. had only been with the force just a month, straight off they took him with them in hot pursuit of D. one particular character..."
"...and when Adolf's I. turn in the queue came back the manageress took his ticket, and when she came back, she was all red in the face and she threw the parcel back at Adolf and yelled at him, V. 'Ye've shat yersel', haven't ye, so ye can just go and wash it yersel'! And he went home all shamefaced..."
"What kind of V. junk is that? Where did the fellow buy it?" said the doctor. I said to him: "In Prague, but seeing as you've got a cold, here's really beautiful attachment, C. a bit like our national anthem, pines rustle on the rocky slopes."
43 "Povídám, Boďo, chci ostříhat vlasy tak, jak to nosí C. Josefína Bakerová." Boďa potěţkal moje vlasy a vyvalil oči: "Tenhle M. zbytek starého Rakouska? Tohleto: Já, Anna Czilágová, narozená v Karlovicích na Moravě? Nikdy!"
Boďa trval: "Tyhle vlasy ustřihnout, to je to samé, Si. jako kdybych vyplivl po svatém příjímání svatou hostii."
ševcovská smůla anóbrţ obuvnický pop," řekl strýc Pepin a poloţil otevřený kelímek na ţidli.
"Maryško, teď strýc Pepin můţe řvát, teď mi mohou dělat protivenství v pivovaře, jak kdo bude chtít mne můţe uráţet, tady...tady jsou ty léčivé jiskry, které se mění ve zdraví, vysoké frekvence, které dodávají O. novou radost ze života, novou ţivotní odvahu...Maryško to je i pro tebe, pro tvoje nervy, pro tvoje zdraví, tady tohle je katoda, která léčí uši, tadyta katoda
masíruje srdce,
povaţ fosforeskující sršení, které ti zušlechťuje srdce! A tadyto je na hysterii a epilepsii, ten fialkový ozón od tebe odejme touhu na veřejnosti provádět věci, které si slušný člověk můţe jenom myslet nebo je dělat doma, a další elektrody jsou na ječná zrna a jaterní skvrny, natrţené svaly, proti migréně, patnáctá je proti překrvení mozku a halucinaci," hovořil tiše Francin...
And I said, "Boďa, I want my hair cut short like C. Josephine Baker's." Boďa weighed my hair in his hands and rolled his eyes, "What, M. this surviving link with the old Austria? This hallmark, which says, 'Here am I, Anna Czilágová, born Karlovice, in Moravia? Never!" Boďa was implacable, "Cutting it short Si. would be like spitting on the host after holy communion!"
"Ch. Feast your eyes on this, sister-in- law, it's S. cobbler's glue alias shoemaker's gum," said Uncle Pepin, placing the open pot on a chair.
head off, now they can make trouble at the brewery, now people can insult me as they please, but here...here are these sparks of healing which turn into health, high frequencies which give you a O. new
Maryška, this is for you too, for your nerves, for your health, this one here is a cathode which treats your ears, this cathode here massages the heart, imagine, a heart-enhancing sizzling phosphorescence! And this one is for hysteria and epilepsy, this violet ozone removes your desire to do in public things a decent person can only think of or do at home, and other electrodes are for styes and liver-spots, torn muscles, and migraine, the fifteenth one is for hyperaemia of the brain and hallucinations," said Francin talking quietly...
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